It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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