So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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