we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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