Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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