We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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