I'd wear matching sweaters with you
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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