So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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