after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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