Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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