google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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