Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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