Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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