Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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