I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
me + whiskey = a bad person
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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