Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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