i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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