next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
