Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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