maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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