some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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