Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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