I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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