with your own penis?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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