I can tuck mytits in my pants
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Less talking, more tequila
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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