did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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