we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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