Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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