69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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