Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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