69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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