real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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