lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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