Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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