its not stalking. its research.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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