used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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