nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Can I color on your dick again?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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