I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
smell my finger.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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