I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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