He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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