real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
How's work?
Spinning.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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