Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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