Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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