party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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