what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize