that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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