so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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