Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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