im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
