JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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