meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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