her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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